Let me get this straight, you're not f***ing him, you're not sucking him, you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand in is? Yes! I've let him give me a foot massage, and when we go to the movies, I let him hold my hand.ī*tch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. And I'm getting too f***ing old for that sh*t. Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, if I f***ed him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend, I'd be one of his regulars. And if you f*** Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years, is because girls will f*** him. The answer to your question, is no, of course not. I didn't steal him, I didn't steal any of them, they all just. How long have you had this boyfriend for?Īll of Kim's boyfriends start out as someone else's boyfriend. Oh yeah, this is an all star crew, we got a guy that looks like Nick Cage, and a guy that looks like Pee Wee Herman too. He's this electrician named Bruce, and Kim started calling him The Rock because he looks like The Rock, so we all just started calling him the Rock. Haha! Yeah, but not anymore, now she's getting it on with the rock. Lee is sittin' on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee, P-I-S-S-I-N-G. Wow, he just keeps sounding better and better. And when sh*t goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's Wild West motherf***er!
I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga, and he'll carry the gun. Yeah, you know what happens to motherf***ers carry knives? They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I wont carry a gun.
#STUNTMAN BOB KURT RUSSELL SKIN#
Uh, motherf***er tryna rape me? I don't wanna give him skin rash! I wanna shut that nigga down! There are other things you can carry other than a gun. You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.Īnd you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped.į*** that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the f*** I wanna do my laundry. Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but the world I live in, a b*tch need a gun.
Why don't you get ready for your lapdance? My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive. Well, definitely couldn't file you under "chicken sh*t" then, now, could I? And, now I've met you, and you're going in the book! Except, I'm afraid I must file you. But I must warn you of something - you know how people say "You're okay in my book" or "In my book, that's no good"? Well, I actually have a book.Īnd everybody I ever meet goes in this book. You're still a nice girl, and I still like you. I understand if I make you uncomfortable. Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days, that rain check will be worthless. I think I'm going to have to give you a rain check. That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it? There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. And you look a little touch?.īecause you expected guys to be pestering you all night, but from your look I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
Sorry, it was a one-time only offer and she did it earlier this evening at Anton's.
Now look, I ain't stalking you all, but I didn't say that I wasn't a wolf. No, but that's what I love about Austin - it's just so damn small. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep.
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